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scavengedluxury:

Dreich. Stirling, May 2014.

scavengedluxury:

Dreich. Stirling, May 2014.

what color are your dreams?

what do you hear before you fall asleep?

tinykittenfist:

I need more supportive, kind, artistic girls in my life who will fiercely protect me and hope for my success and will let me do the same for them



(Source: teenagenicks)



(Source: hoeirl)

yungdirrty:

Stop hyping up your dick/pussy game.
I’m gonna be mad at you if that dick doesn’t put me in a coma or give me the ability use 100% of my brain so please just shhh



(Source: fxshionsense)

jrunk:

ive listened to this since i graduated and nothing is better



rubyscoobydont:

one of my favorite things about watching sunny is catching the cast either breaking or trying to hide their laughter so here’s a two minute compilation of it happening

Me and Drakes first date


Drake:And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*

Me:Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.

Drake:That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.

Me:I am very afraid of the dark.

Drake:A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.

Me:... Are you getting smart with me?

Drake:Not at all I ju-

Me:*loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!

Drake:... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.

Me:You pickin up the tab?

Drake:*nods*

Me:*puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.



(Source: so-humorous)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

pradaphne:

International model, Andrej Pejic, announced that she underwent sex reassignment surgery earlier this year. Now a trans woman, Pejic will go by the name Andreja.

pradaphne:

International model, Andrej Pejic, announced that she underwent sex reassignment surgery earlier this year. Now a trans woman, Pejic will go by the name Andreja.



(Source: enelojodelculo)